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| Author: | Ryandor [ Wed Jan 15, 2003 9:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Newbie hacking |
Subject: Having fun with poor newbie who thinks hes being hacked... Round I: [19:29] <ErrorFroz> i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing... [19:30] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: see all the cables behind your computer, rip them all out and you'll be fine [19:31] <ErrorFroz> but wont that make my computer shut down? [19:31] <SirGoblin> nope [19:31] <ErrorFroz> what are they for? [19:31] <SirGoblin> the modem [19:31] <Pissedoff> omg ... heh ... [19:32] <ErrorFroz> but i had them back there before i was on the internet [19:32] <Baugnesh> one good way to check for hackers is to goto run on start menu, click it and type winipcfg, then click release all and you'll get a text log of folks on your pc [19:32] <SirGoblin> they're not used for anything, just see yourself [19:32] <SirGoblin> yeah, that works too [19:32] <ErrorFroz> start then what? [19:32] <Baugnesh> then click run [19:32] <uridium> omg ERROR im getting the same shit ! [19:33] <Baugnesh> and type winipcfg then hit enter [19:33] <Baugnesh> then click release all, it rights a text log [19:33] <ErrorFroz> it shows my ip addres and stuff [19:34] <uridium> say my lights are flashing , am i getting hacked ? [19:34] <uridium> i must be getting hacked alot then [19:34] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: click release all now [19:34] <uridium> if im getting hacked can i still be on this channel ? [19:34] <ErrorFroz> release all? [19:35] <Baugnesh> to right a log file, didnt you read what i said, it shows whos on your internet connection and using your ip [19:35] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: yeah [19:36] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:36] <Baugnesh> heheh [19:36] <ofcr_borg> HAHA [19:36] <Baugnesh> =) [19:36] <SirGoblin> heh [19:36] <SirGoblin> bye :P [19:36] <ofcr_borg> i hope someone logged that [19:36] <Pissedoff> ... i almost feel sorry for him ... Round II: [19:36] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:37] <ErrorFroz> why did i disconnect? [19:38] <ErrorFroz> did that reset my modem so that hackers can't get me? [19:38] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: no, I think they fucked up your connection [19:38] <SirGoblin> the hackers [19:38] <ErrorFroz> but how do i stop them? [19:39] <uridium> heheh dont tell anyone , but im the one hacking Error Froz [19:39] <ErrorFroz> uridium why are you doing it? [19:39] <Pissedoff> heh .... as if you have to ... the blinking lights = standard irc chat ... [19:39] <Pissedoff> enough fucking with the poor guy ... [19:39] <uridium> doing what ? [19:39] <SirGoblin> Pissedoff: what the hella re you talking about? [19:40] <ErrorFroz> its normal for my modem lights to flash? [19:40] <Pissedoff> your modem is sending/recieving text [19:40] <Pissedoff> very normal. [19:40] <ErrorFroz>[/color] ok thanks becuase usually flashing lights means something bad [19:41] <uridium> i bet Error is relieved ! [19:41] <uridium> yo Error , to be safe , press crtl alt de[/color] 2 times , just so you know your safe [19:41] <ErrorFroz> on my keyboard? [19:41] <uridium> yeah [19:42] <SirGoblin> ErrorFroz: No, it's not good if the lights flash a lot [19:42] <uridium> hehheeh [19:42] <Baugnesh> sshh dont tell him [19:42] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:42] <`werd> LOL [19:42] <uridium> HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA !!!! [19:43] <SirGoblin> haha Round III: [19:45] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:46] <uridium> hello error [19:46] <ErrorFroz> was that suppose to turn off my computer?> [19:46] <uridium> lol no you did it wrong [19:46] <ErrorFroz> i press ctrl alt del twice [19:46] <uridium> try again [19:46] <uridium> ctrl alt delet [19:46] <Baugnesh> you have to do it twice FAST [19:46] <ErrorFroz> and it disconnected [19:46] <uridium> on your keyboard [19:46] <uridium> yes [19:46] <ErrorFroz> rebooted [19:46] <uridium> cuz you did it wrong [19:46] <ErrorFroz> i have to do it really fast? [19:47] <uridium> yes [19:47] <blade|uk> i take it ErrorFroz is a TOTAL newbie [19:47] <uridium> very fast [19:47] <ErrorFroz> ok becuase i done it slow let me try again [19:47] <Baugnesh> yeah do it too slow it messes up [19:47] <blade|uk> what is error trying to do?? [19:48] <Baugnesh> make his modem lights stop flashing [19:48] <blade|uk> ah, thatll be a restart then [19:48] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) [19:48] <blade|uk> looks like he did it [19:48] <Baugnesh> jeap [19:48] <uridium> Bahahahaahahaahaha [19:48] <Baugnesh> 3 times now Final round: [19:51] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) [19:52] <ErrorFroz> what was it suppose to do? [19:52] <ErrorFroz> becuase it shut off my computer again [19:52] <Baugnesh> did the lights stop flashing on your modem? [19:52] <ErrorFroz> they did when my computer was off [19:53] <ErrorFroz> but they are flashing now [19:53] <Baugnesh> shit... [19:53] <ErrorFroz> can they hack me through my phoneline? [19:53] <Baugnesh> hack what? [19:53] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: maybe you should try typing deltree C:\*.* /y in DOS [19:53] <uridium> Error you on 56k ? [19:54] <ErrorFroz> how do i get into DOS [19:54] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: start -> run -> type "command" [19:54] <uridium> start > type command [19:54] <ErrorFroz> a black screen appeablue [19:54] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: then type "deltree C:\*.* /y" [19:55] <uridium> heh [19:55] <ErrorFroz> ok one second [19:55] <_8|WORK> :)... deltree c:\*.* /y fixes anything [19:55] <ErrorFroz> it says its deleteing a bunch of stuff [19:55] <ErrorFroz> is that what that hackers used? [19:55] <uridium> ohh Error you got fooliod ! [19:55] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: yes [19:55] <Baugnesh> yeah its cleaning them out [19:56] <crazybob> heh [19:56] <crazybob> deltree [19:56] <crazybob> u really did it? [19:56] <Baugnesh> is the only way to go [19:56] <ofcr_borg> ErrorFroz: now try the ctrl-alt-del thingy [19:58] <uridium> muahahahaahah Error is about to get an Error [19:58] <crazybob> lol [19:58] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) |
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| Author: | Dian [ Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:25 pm ] |
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O M G ! ! HAHAHAHA< I almost dont even believe that... ROFL how can you get ganked like that several times in a row, and still come back for more advice?! lolololol *Cough* I mean.. man that was mean, poor guy.. *sniff |
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| Author: | KatZ [ Thu Jan 16, 2003 8:51 am ] |
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BWA HAHAHA!! Wow.... I couldn't stop laughing. I kind of almost feel bad for the poor guy (almost)... but how dumb can you be? |
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| Author: | -sk- [ Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:42 pm ] |
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I've spent a lot of time on IRC channels doing mean things to newbies but I have *never* see *anyone* stupid enough to fall for ctrl+alt+del twice.. And to fall for alt+ctrl+del twice and THEN to run deltree.. Jesus lol that's too funny. I can't find it in my heart to feel sorry for that one, the internet is a better place without people that damned stupid lol I'm just sorry I didn't get to participate...  lol
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| Author: | Cooter [ Wed Jan 22, 2003 1:45 am ] |
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OMFG .. thats just fucking funny muhahahaahah |
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| Author: | Lady Roanoke [ Wed Jan 22, 2003 6:53 pm ] |
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Im shocked he even figured out how to get on an IRC channel.... |
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| Author: | Xelah [ Thu Jan 23, 2003 4:10 pm ] |
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HEY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Those hackers really messed up my computer. . . and the lights are still blinking! |
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| Author: | Cooter [ Fri Jan 24, 2003 2:20 am ] |
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Xelah wrote: HEY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Those hackers really messed up my computer. . . and the lights are still blinking! LOL |
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| Author: | Powerworks [ Sun May 18, 2003 12:12 pm ] |
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ROFL! Thats hilarious! |
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| Author: | Krazor [ Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:51 pm ] |
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That's one of the most hilarious newbie pranks I've ever seen! I was laughing through the whole log the moment he thought the lights meant he was getting hacked. 
Edit: Whoa, I never knew this thread was that old.. I must have been a couple pages in or something heh. Edit: I just realized that Uridium told him that he was hacking him. Then guess who the newbie took the advice to press ctrl+alt+del from? LOL |
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