ROFL
Man, thats a great story.. sorry about your luck!
So, I take it she didnt need any help?
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| Author: | Xelah [ Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:21 am ] |
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Normally while I'm at work, I encounter various female customers that can be best described (as far as appearences go) as "eye candy." In order to go talk to them, I have to make some semblence of working in case my boss shows up, so I open dialog with them by asking "Can I help you find anything?" A few minutes ago, I finished an exam in 30 minutes, giving me an hour before my next class starts. While on my way to the liabrary where I could use this computer, I see this really hot girl and despite all loyalty to my girlfriend, I had to go talk to her. I walk over real smooth-like, readying my game and building some confidence. I was feeling pretty good by the time I actually got to her and figured I could get her number at minimal; however, when I went to speak I said, "Can I help you find anything?" The rest just wasn't pretty. She gave me this dumb look, and then I realized what I'd said. Some very dry conversation followed, and I didn't even find out her name. *hangs head* |
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| Author: | Dian [ Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:33 am ] |
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ROFL Man, thats a great story.. sorry about your luck! So, I take it she didnt need any help?
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| Author: | Xelah [ Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:38 am ] |
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She might have, but not from me. 
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| Author: | Stormcrow [ Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:21 am ] |
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ROFL! |
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| Author: | gawin [ Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:51 pm ] |
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OMFG thats too funny dont worry we all have our bad days some more than others heheheh i distinktly remember one time when i was about 18 and went to montreal canada to the strip clubs and got totaly blasted. well i did not know the city at all. so i go up to this ofice on horse back... yea a real RCMP i was simply going to ask directions to the metro station. and what comes out of the mouth of a young drunk stupid american kid........ Hay Dudly yea you Dudly Dorite can you tell me where the metro station is. he said no but offered me a nice warm dry cell in witch to sleep it off untill i could write a letter of apology to the officer. damn human mind and mouth wish they would co-operate more hehehe gawin ps man did i just age myself there or what hehehehe |
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| Author: | Stormcrow [ Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:10 am ] |
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ROFL That's a good one Gawain. Dudly Doright LOL |
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